Newtown, CT

Newtown is a small, wealthy town that breeds fairfield county's craziest alcoholics. Beside being in a county full of America's biggest partiers, Newtown is far more insane.
Smoking weed is a daily routine, and pulling gravities are as usual as brushing their teeth. Parties get so large, they range from highschool sophomores to college seniors. This is truely the only town where i've seen highschool girls outdrink college kids and not think anything of it.. but of course, if the college kid is a Newtown Bred alcoholic they can probably hold their liquor pretty damn well.

"I'm not an alcoholic, im just from Newtown, CT..."

by imaKrazy1111111 August 29, 2007

Newtons Laws

NEWTONS LAWS
1.) Law of inertia
2.) A=F/M
3.) Action/Reaction
4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust
5.) FMK!!
6.) Buckets
7.) Galactical Theorum
8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female
9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops
10.) Look at them lips
11.) You do not talk about newton's laws
12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight

-Endorsed by:
Brent "Flash" Morrison
see: morrison's pimp shack

Student A- I dont understand Newton's laws of physics
Student B- Consult Newtons laws
Student A- WOW...

by Chris lambie April 27, 2006

Newtype

An evolved Human, who has either been through intense emotional hardships, or has been judged by forces he cannot comprehend. These "Newtypes" are known to have a taint of insanity, super-human reaction time, perception and pre-cognitive abilities. They are to be feared by all who come across them.

Amuro Ray from "Mobile Suit Gundam"

by DGladding April 5, 2004

Newtown

The place where you throw parties every night and have the parents buy the keg, then playing against those parents in beer pong while smoking blunts on the side lines, and ashing cigarettes on the floor. We have someone scope out where the DUI checks are before hand so that we can all avoid drunk driving through those areas and drunk drive on windy backroads instead and nearly die. If sleeping at the party, you will find bodies scattered throughout the entire house & then all take a hungover field trip to the Blue Colony Diner the next morning and leave no tip.

Newtown beer pong blunts DUI

by Eva, Greatest January 10, 2010

newtmas

the best ship ever #imcrying

why are you crying?
i just sw the death cure and i cant belive he DIED

I KNOW newtmas was my favorite ship ever ­*cried in every language possible*

by clxrzvxnnz January 17, 2020

Newton

Newton is one of the sexiest boys you would see in your school. Everybody loves him and he is always supportive of his friends and family. he might get into trouble but it's all worth it because he learns that only good comes from it.

Holy Chipotle!! Newton Is So Sexy!!!!

by Awwsome04 January 27, 2016

Newton's Third Law

Laying on your non-dominant side's hip, proceed to lube your entire hand. Next, shove entire right hand inside your anus. It is best to feel around a bit before proceeding to your left hand. Your left hand will firmly grasp your phallic member and fondle your throbbing shaft. With both of your hands in motion the force applied thus shall be performing Newton's Third Law.

Mr. Schachter: How was your night? You were screaming quite loud.

Reginald: 'Twas grand. I performed the Newton's Third Law and used an entire bottle of kY.

by One-Pump-Shotgun March 7, 2017