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Napoleonic Complex

An insanity that usually affects people of small stature. People with napoleonic complex are easily intimidated by tall, muscular people. To make themselves feel 'bigger', they in turn pick on taller, muscular people.

Also called Short Man Syndrome.

Napoleonic Complex was named after the french emperor Napoleon Bonaparte, who overcompensated for his short stature by waging war, often for no reason (???). French people seem to be the main victims of this condition, as Nicolas Sarkozy appears to have it as well.
Angie, who was 6 feet tall at the age of 12, was frequently made fun of by pretty much everyone under the height of 4'11''. to make the most of the situation, she informed the shorties that their anger wasn't their fault, they were simply victims of the Napoleonic Complex.
by --thirteen-- September 15, 2009
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Napoleon Dynamite

the sweetest lowbudget movie EVER... the plot is worth 1 milliondollers... its about a total nerd (who is still the man) that thinks hes a ninja and his life in highschool... oh my gosh sounds good

yeah there are a butt load of gangs in r school one wanted me 2 join cuz im pretty good with a bow staff
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, like, fifty of them! They were surrounding my cousin! What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A friggin' twelve gauge, what do you think?
by apugs August 7, 2004
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napple grapple

Napple Grapple: to squeeze the nipple of a friend until the point of pain.

Usually seen in goups of men, the napple grapple is a method of showing affection in a masculine way. To perform a napple grapple properly the nipple should be squeezed while rotating the wrist until the recipient squeals in pain.
While hanging out drinking beer, Justin reached over and gave Charles a napple grapple.
by escapethefate February 5, 2010
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Napple Valley

Place where nappling occurs, usually a bedroom, bed, couch, or field of wildflowers.
Why don't you come over to my Napple Valley and we'll have a quick napple before the party?
by Ms. Napple March 15, 2010
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Nanopaste

A clear, subatomic, self-replicating paste engineered to treat cellphone screens, with the resulting effect of preventing finger-prints. Molecular regenerating machines that clean up waste. Permanent cleaning solution for cellphone screens.
Wow!!, I have to call my cellphone company because they didn't pack the nanopaste with the device. I'm not gonna use this phone til it arrives either, can't stand finger-prints on my screen.
by Intune2U November 25, 2011
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nappocolypse

A nappy that can't hold the shit in
I thought the baby had pooed. When I got the nappy off, I realised it was a total nappocolypse! The shit was everywhere
by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015
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napover

Like a sleepover but during the day. Also a hangover-like feeling after napping.
I went over to Anna's house today for a napover. It was a blast!
by SilverSpindrift August 23, 2014
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