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Musty Swag

A stank presentation of yourself. Being confident, yet it comes across as if you haven't showered in days.
"I don't like Westbrook man. I don't mean to be judgemental, but it's a musty swag he puts on"
by Pseudo Bron Bron December 12, 2012
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musty

isabela is some who has AIDS and STDs
isabela. isabela is a crusty musty dusty pussy is hella ronchy
by u right November 19, 2018
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musty

omg that girl is so julia or musty!!”
by humorousgirl November 27, 2021
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Musty busy

A term of when the asshole of your partner is extremely musty and crusty.
Bob: hey Rita's ass was really musty busy
Joe :sounds like Rita.
by JBJB69420 January 23, 2024
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musty Slog

A long, drawn-out, disgustingly sweaty, borderline unhygienic sexual encounter that feels more like a test of endurance than an act of passion. Usually involves excessive body odor, questionable lubrication, and an overpowering musk that lingers in the sheets for days. Often results in deep regret, dehydration, and the need for multiple showers.
"I thought we were gonna have a hot night, but it turned into a full-on musty slog. I had to burn my sheets afterward."
by SirWubbs February 20, 2025
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Musty

Someone who smell like they've been marinating in a mix of expired cream cheese, hotdog water, and ass. The scent can be imagined if you look at a picture of Karlous Miller
Yooo they fired Karlous from Wildnout because of his musty ass

Yooo was Karlous just here? Because this room smell mustier than Wildnout break room

Damn she said I look like Karlous Miller, guess she think I'm musty too smh
by SmellSeargeant February 27, 2022
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Musty Jacobs Disease

Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!

I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!

Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.

Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.

She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.

Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 7, 2020
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