by PerCoceT January 21, 2005
by Turnipples January 05, 2020
A Boy Who Fucks Everything He Touches up But He is the nices boy in the world and whould never hurt any of his friend for anyone he normaly has blue eyes and brown hair and is the best boyfriend you can have
Dylan Mustard Lives In Port Huron
by DMustard45 October 10, 2011
n. 1) in specific reference to the yellow and white lines on any road.
2) non specific reference to the left/right boundary.
2) non specific reference to the left/right boundary.
by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 19, 2009
A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD
by W1MPYKD June 04, 2023
This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.
by OneTimeBusted January 05, 2023
During vaginal intercourse as you are pulling out and she shits on your dick like putting mustard on a hotdog then she proceed to give u head and eat her shit in one whole piece.
Me: I was fucking this chick the other day and she gave me The Mustard Hotdog.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.
by IIIMankebeater69III August 25, 2021