Cumdog with mustard

I am the one and only Cumdog With Mustard

by Cumdog with mustard April 28, 2021

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I say we put mustard on it!

A joke by the Gigantic Turkey Sub that was used at an inappropriate time. Often used as a random laughter generator.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: outraged This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

by Kielay December 20, 2008

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Mustard

Good, Pleasing to oneself, exciting

That's fair mustard innit bruv.

by Jimbo Jet Set October 23, 2003

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Mustard Snack

When one is performing fellatio or cunnilingus on a partner and the partner has an explosive diaherra episode.

I was so excited to finally get to eat her out and the bitch gave me a mustard snack!

by RacerX69 August 13, 2011

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mustard dick slap

When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.

Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."

by Jako Kot February 11, 2008

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Mustard on the beat, ho!

A signature of producer DJ Mustard, appears in almost every production by him. Origin: in the end of "I'm Good", rapper YG says "Mustard on the beat, ho!".

YG: "Mustard on the beat, ho!" (though what you actually understand is closer to "mosanonabee, ho")

by JulianUndso September 22, 2016

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masturdating

Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.

Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.

Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.

Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?

by mr. marbles5 October 4, 2010

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