(1) A person of frantic and/or ridiculously silly demeanor, and so is hard to take seriously muppet and who moves, uncontrollably, from one overwhelming, confusing, or dangerous situation to the next as a way of life. (2) a muppet addicted to chaotic situations, people, or experiences. In all, chaos muppets get in over their heads but know of no other way to seek out new people or experiences; hence, like muppets, they lack control, focus, and/or self-awareness/ regard. Like an adrenaline junky, but sillier. (3) Someone who is, as a rule, always in over his/ her head, usually thinking he/ she is in total control...
Last week, he downed a bottle of sriracha, went skydiving, and then smoked crack all night. Mark is such a chaos muppet!
by Darkmark07 May 19, 2019
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by Kunttray April 21, 2005
My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.
by JJhung October 19, 2009
A person usually from the yorkshire area, drinks bitter, shits themselves after to many bitters, likes egg chasing, and shags cats
Sulky is a northern muppet
by Goldenhill July 27, 2004
1. Someone or something destined to be in control of someone or something that has perceived itself to be of a higher stature.
2. To be beat about the temples thoroughly without provocation or desire for such activity
2. To be beat about the temples thoroughly without provocation or desire for such activity
That skeezer there aint nothing but a lust muppet baby.
After mom seen my report card she introduced me to a severe case of Lust Muppet
After mom seen my report card she introduced me to a severe case of Lust Muppet
by clichedguy February 05, 2006
The all too popular white girl smile in which a person smiles by simply opening their mouth, and ends up resembling a muppet.
by Maccyd September 23, 2015