munkee

Kind of like hot chickunz, but even HOTTER.

You're da biggest munkee in da hol waad wurrrrld.

by chickunman June 14, 2003

munted

M- Mentally
U- Unmistakably
N- Non intentionally
T- Taking
E- Excruciating
D- Drugs

I went hard last last night, i was munted

by trippin balls May 21, 2007

munted

to be so intoxicated that it is not possible to be any more intoxicated

Stuart was munted after the 22nd beer.

by Z March 30, 2003

munted

short for 'mother fucking cunted'

- meaning fucked up

I was so munted I couldn't walk or talk, let alone drive

by Camilla the Chicken April 2, 2011

munted

fucked up, deranged and retarded..... possibly one hell of an ugly mother fucker!

yo dude, ur my best friend but ur chick is MUNTED baby!!

by Captain Pugwash March 22, 2004

munted

To be reeeeally drunk

Yeah, I was totally munted last night' - Noel, Shaun Of The Dead

by S.O.T.D April 17, 2006

Murked

The act of being the victim of a murk. Murk is defined as touching all of your fingers to your thumb and forcing somebody to look at you in an act of trickery. This usually results in said victim looking at your hand therefore they have been murked and forever shamed.

Guy 1: Hey bro look at these sick new shoelaces I got (holds hand in previously described murk position in front of his shoe laces).
Guy 2: (Looks at shoelaces and subsequently the hand of his "bro" in the murk position). Damn bro, why you gotta do this to me? I've already been murked like five times today.
Guy 1: Haha pussy.

by McG1234 December 18, 2010