To Kill a Mocking Bird

the worst book ever to be written. the title has absolutely nothing to do with the book, and it had no plot line whatsoever.

everytime i picked up to kill a mocking bird, i fell asleep.

by Fuzzums December 6, 2003

Murking

Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).

Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.

by Big Boy Murker2k1 February 7, 2009

macking

To slay bitches with ones cock,
See also Mack King: so slay multiple Bitches with ones cock whilst wearing a crown

"I got carpet burn from macking this bitch"
"I shattered her boxed whilst slaying the bitch, I am the Mack King"
"Penglis Got his mack on with two other guys"

by Voxy April 3, 2008

Mocking my own tots

The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.

Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"

by Billy Johnsondjiofajiofdjasddd February 15, 2009

macking

Surfer slang to indicate large or exceptionally good surf. Could also be used to describe really large and dangerous closeout surf.

"damn the surfs macking today! lets roll"

"ohhh fuck! the surf is macking. Should we go out?"

by swellryder September 30, 2005

mocking my beans

Having someone scoff and doubt your intellegence out of turn or with no knowledge of the subject.

When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"

by luckylittleme June 18, 2009

Muking

When someone is doing something wrong and just failing at life.

“Hey”, “Jack is muking right now and is pissing me off.”

by Larry Gato November 30, 2018