When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet
“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”
“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””
“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””
“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
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A common name for the one known as Ben. also refered to as 'Benji', 'Clampy' and 'McPhearson'. This primitive form of humanity is usually over-productive and a good worker, but is easilly distracted and instantly aroused by the sight, smell, sound, touch and/or taste of clamps. Be it innocent or self-induced, this alfa-male will pounce and initiate in it's mating tactic with said clamp. this tactic involves hoofing. (see hoof). He is equally aroused by horses, but only some. no-one has ever tried to exposed the subject to both clamps and horses simaltaniously, but tests have shown that an expected explosion would occur in the crotch of the test subject. Common signs of the Clampy McHorseboy are a smug attitude towards everything, a knack for always being right, and to a greater extent, several cheese-like tendencies. You have been warned - do not approch said Horseboy - especially from the rear.
by Dr. Tubb April 13, 2004
Get the clampy mchorseboy mug.A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.
Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.
The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.
The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.
by Ty June 19, 2006
Get the machosexual mug.If anything machoism should be the male genders equivilant to feminism ie if a feminist is a women who views the world in a certain way, guided by a 'feminist doctrine' (feminism) a machoist must be be a man who views the world according to a 'machoist doctrine'.
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See Cheaty McHomewrecker over there...he's slept with EVERY guy in this bar, which is why i broke up with him!
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