mosquito

devil

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by pewdiepies mum March 29, 2019

mosquito-gooser

In Christian music, a guitar-driven sub-hymn sung with arms raised and all fingers flailing.

Oh, I remember that song from Charismatic... a classic mosquito-gooser!

by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2019

Mosquitos

Lawyers in insect form.

"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.

by P4RZ1V4L May 15, 2018

Mosquito-ing

(Sexual act) To Mosquito, is to roll ones tongue, inserting it into either one of a female’s rear orifices, and suck through your tongue as if you were a mosquito.

Jeez, my boyfriend was really mosquito-ing me dry last night, I hope I don’t get malaria.

by DrBlueBalls April 18, 2020

Mosquito

A species that came from the deepest pits of Hell that emerged from Satan's ass. These autistic, mentally retarded, ugly ass motherfucking whores are the worst of the worst. They are absolute bullshit and are an absolute abomination and a disgrace to every single other species on the Earth. They are illegal Mexican immigrant niggas with small dicks. Those retarded cockface always wonder why they can't get laid and are always wondering why they are virgins. Most people would agree that they would rather be a slave to the most cruel person in the world and be physically and mentally abused throughout their entire day and work their fucking god damn bitching ass off until they are on the verge on fucking god damn death than let these pathetic shitholes bite them. Even Adolf Hitler and the pilot who flew the 9/11 plane are better beings than them. They are extremely pathetic, parasitic vermins and completely worthless shit, they will never accomplish or achieve anything in life. Those scumbags are the lowest of the low and will always be the lowest of the low. Mosquitoes never have deserved the chance to live life and will never deserve the chance. They are the definition of cancer and AIDS. Almost everybody knows that being raped by a pedophile is way better than encountering one of these dumbfucks. Mosquitoes are the fucking Jews of World War II in this world and they absolute deserve to be.

Mosquito: *Exists*

World: *Launches nukes at it*

by mosquitohater38292 March 16, 2020

Mosquito

The annoying bug that makes you f-ing itchy and lasts for 2 weeks of suffering

Hey there is a mosquito.

by Dremstet May 19, 2020

mosquito

a useless bug, spreading malaria and irritating wounds on the body
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep

i'm trying to kill this mosquito for 20 minutes straight, i can't sleep :(

by botermossel September 15, 2020