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Karl Mosher

This dude has the largest cock out of all of his friends. The women love it when Karl Mosher whips out his cock.
Person 1: Oh my God look! It's Karl Mosher!
Person 2: I bet his dick is huge!
by Cum-Sucker March 2, 2021
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Two mothers’ chimneys

Old English saying for when something is either too difficult or too easy to do
“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”

Or

“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.
by Befarnajo July 9, 2023
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Mosher

A 'Mosher' is the name for people who listen to anything from rock-metal-deathcore and arent bothered if they're popular or not. They tend to hate chavs (who can blame them) and aren't obssessed with slipknot like most people make out. Not all 'moshers' have long hair and they wear any clothes that arent trackies. Overall they are very friendly unless your a chav and quite a few of them smoke, drink and take drugs but they don't do it to show off.
Mosher 1: *hug* Hi. have u heard suicide silence's new album yet.
Mosher 2: Yeh its fair good but i prefer all that remains newest album.
Mosher 3: Yeah but has anyone heard JFAC's new album.
Mosher 1 & 2: Yeah
(Chav walks up to them)
Chav: oy has any of you got a light
Mosher 2: I do
Chav: Can i have it
Mosher 2: No
Chav: Dickhead. i'm gonna get my uncle on you when he gets out of prison
by Chavhunter95 August 11, 2009
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chick mosher

One of the few chicks that isnt scared to get in a mosh pit and push the boys around.

I dont know about your local venue, but at ours, most chicks are to pansy to mosh with the boys

Chick moshers are typicaly not afraid of what anyone thinks, and are tough as hell!
Fuck those pansies watching! Im a chick mosher, Im gettin in the mosh pit!!
by Hellz V. November 11, 2008
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mosher

Moshers=best people there is
Someone who generally dresses in black...i.e baggy jeans and normally a band t-shirt with long hair(but not always long hair). They listen to alot of slayer,machine head,chimaira and other such metal bands. They enjoy going to gigs.They tend to avoid fights with people mainly chavs but there comes a time where there is a need to actually get stuck in. They stick up for what they believe in and for their friends
chav #1: haha look at dem goffs innit
moshers: *walk off*
chav #2; oi you little goff shits cum da fook ere now
mosher #1: what do you want?
chav #1:*throws a punch*
mosher #1 and #2:*knocks out the 2 twatty chavs*
mosher #1: so err what the fuck did you just say you prick? *walks off*
by gamble93 December 29, 2007
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twat mosher

huge dike, lesbo, lesbian, queer ass bitch that enjoy partaking in pussy fucking another woman. i.e. rubbing pussies together.
Holy shit, look at the fucking twat mosher on the motorcycle!
by Jo Mammas August 27, 2006
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Mothership

by Pobblebonk May 6, 2015
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