2 definitions by Hellz V.

ocala florida.

pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.

the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.

did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.
damn, why did we have to move to SLOWCALA?

why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.
by Hellz V. April 25, 2007
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One of the few chicks that isnt scared to get in a mosh pit and push the boys around.

I dont know about your local venue, but at ours, most chicks are to pansy to mosh with the boys

Chick moshers are typicaly not afraid of what anyone thinks, and are tough as hell!
Fuck those pansies watching! Im a chick mosher, Im gettin in the mosh pit!!
by Hellz V. November 28, 2006
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