mashake

A name given to people who are full of themselves and who always think every other girl likes them.

Omg he played with my feelings! Hes so mashake.

by Eyy Mama May 19, 2016

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Masha

that one Russian girl who went to your high school . Don't be surprised if she marries the richest kid on the block. We all know he ain't that special. Extra points if she has blue eyes, blonde hair and scarily long legs. Could be a model if she wanted to but then I forget every girl in russia is hot. Hmu if you know a Masha ...

Yo, is that Masha who we graduated with in 09? Damnn I wish I hit that before she became famous.

by egyptianprince January 4, 2021

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Mishal

A person who happens to hate everything, even things that they like. They tend to showoff their wild afro hair along with their red pants, UGG boots and American apparel leggings. A Mishal is known to be fluent in German, Tamil and proficient in Swedish. If you have seen a Mishal death stare, consider yourself lucky as no one has lived to tell stories about it. A Mishal can quote the entire Mean Girls movie at any given time, and is very hard to impress. Never get in between a Mishal and its ice cream especially a superkid, violence acts by a Mishal can be life threatening. A Mishal is known to be a bully, and almost every girl in a class with Mishal has personally been victimized. A Mishal diet will usually consider anything high in sugar and fructose along with plenty of fish meat. A Mishal will never give anyone enough attention. They tend to be clumsy as this is just speculation, until further studies can confirm these allegation. However their cooking skills are unmatched as their fish and coconut cupcakes are world-renowned, and their cupcakes have gone on to win many baking competitions. If you ring a Mishal's doorbell, good luck getting them to open it. You can never be cooler than a Mishal.

Omg, I just ran into a Mishal today.

You're such a Mishal.

by Aaron Samuels Africa November 25, 2013

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Mashadi

A community of very successful Jewish people, with love and joy. Mashadis are rich and actually know how to use their money and not spend it on a new pair of shoes everyday. These dipshits need to find a better way to spend their time instead of writing some random shit about Mashadis. Deal with it. Mashadis are always better.

mashadis are awesome!

by AwesomeGals June 12, 2017

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MISHA

For anyone who might not be familiar with the term MISHA, it was coined by author Barry Eisler. The term began as a joke. It's an acronym that stands for "the Marital Infidelity Safe Harbour Act". Essentially it`s a list of no more than 5 people whom you have lusted after for so long or so strongly that if the opportunity ever arrose to have a roll in the hay with them, your significant other couldn`t object....They have to give you a pass this one time, because the person in question is on your list.

There are only two rules. 1) No more than 5 on the list at any one time. If you want to add a 6th, you`re gonna have to bump someone else off the list. 2) You can`t put people you actually know on the list. Your wife probably wouldn`t stress out knowing that you lust over Catherine Zeta Jones......She will get upset hearing you say that you lust after your kid`s piano teacher or the cute cashier at the market.

For example my MISHA list might include:

1. Brad Pitt
2. Gerard Butler
3. Terrence Howard
4. Matthew MacFadyen
5. Chris Daughtry

If I felt the need to add, say, Alan Rickman, I would have to boot someone off the existing list since there can be only 5 people max.

by Ekatarina October 6, 2010

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