Monty

A No-brainer, a decision whose answer is so obvious that it requires almost no thought.

He'd won the lotto, so the decision to quit his job was a total monty.

by linguisticate October 30, 2018

Monty

Other name for spliff aka (Joint)

Just gonna go for a quick monty outside.

by MontgomeryBurns1 September 18, 2020

Adam Monti

5 out of 10 fantasy commission

Adam Monti used points instead of head to head.

by James Madison 1969 December 25, 2020

Monty cheetham

Monty (montague) cheetham is a giant 7ft roid head who cannot keep the ladies off him. His long neck and sharp toenails come together to form the worlds strongest pussy magnet

I can’t get these females off me, I feel like monty cheetham

by Montyfanclub69 November 22, 2021

Monty Soder

You would say this instead of Mountain Dew if you were a fucking nerd

Person 1: Want some Monty Soder?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nerdy bitch

by random game mem thinkgs October 14, 2023

Monty

Doesn’t know how to drop a scar when he says he is going to leading to the whole squad dying

Monty is an idiot

by MontyIsAnIdiot November 27, 2023

Monty

A dog that is either destroying or biting anything it gets its paws on (any breed, but especially abnormally big Beagles).

person1:OMG😱
person2: what?...
person1:my dog is being a monty
person2:what did he do?
person1: he destroyed my new pillow.

by mr mont gom April 8, 2022