mined in

When work just seems to cave in all around you...sometimes literally as witnessed in Utah.

Ohh fuck me...I'm totally mined in with all this work!

Or

Fuck, what's the deal with all this dirt?!

by Mike234234234 August 30, 2007

awkward monday

the monday after a big weekend where you have to face the consequences of your actions on said weekend. as a result it can be slightly awkward.

Helen macked Tim, which meant that James was heartbroken. As a result she had an awkward monday.

by Food Crew July 20, 2008

man crush monday

Revealing who is your man crush, must be done on a Monday.

My man crush Monday is Jesus Christ, I'll go gay for Jesus.

by Migueeeeelito September 23, 2013

Mobed

Is a person, place, or thing that is interested in oddities normal people would avoid. This person, place, or thing has a knack for service and an unusual hatred for pirates and or birds.

The Mobed shat in his pants when the booty went smack.

by THE Urban Cowboy September 25, 2010

Mondblut

A greasy 40+ year old man who indulges in fictional child pornography because he hasn't seen the light of day for years

Jeff: dude why do you watch so much anime bro? Go outside and touch grass for once!

John: at least I'm not a Mondblut.

by TRC sigma June 17, 2022

New York Monday

The New York Monday is the effect of the brain's response to extreme automobile traffic in the New York area for a prolonged period over which an individual perceives it has no control. It involves an endocrine system response in which occurs a release of corticosteroids. Sweating, nervousness and sometimes nausea may accompany this caught in traffic person. The effects of stress are often enhanced due to the fact that Sunday is a relaxing day and the following day, Monday, causes an extreme shock to the driver.

Carl got touraids from the New York Monday after being 2 hours late for work and stuck at the Lincoln Tunnel.

by fargo123 February 13, 2010

Monday

The day everybody hates to have to put up with. Monday is the morning of the week, and it gives a general tired feeling and the return to work or school. It has worse weather than the other days of the week, too. Dreary and puts you in a bad mood.

Guy: It's Monday once again. God help me.

by Officer Jordan April 21, 2008