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Moldzarella

Ah we got moldzarella over here
by Brody buckethat August 31, 2025
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moltke it

A shorthand for following the dictum of strategist and general Helmuth von Moltke - “March separately, strike together” used to reduce dependencies and ultimately achieving more together.
If Clara brings her cooler bag to Sarah and Ferderik picks it up and Sarah rents a lime bike Sarah and Frederik can cycle half way to the park and have a coffee at Viktors, wait there for Clara to meet them there and go to the park were Viktor will join them after finishing a call he will have to do.

Guy, just moltke it and meet in the park and done.
by Voctoire43 September 21, 2025
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Melanie Moltu

Melanie (Moltu) means dark lady in Greek. Awesome person and someone you should definitely get to know. Someone funny and loves to make people laugh. Isn't afraid to get embarrassed and a great friend. Hard to be serious at times, but she's always going to make the right choices in the end. A very lovely lady and great at pranks. Someone whose outgoing and willing to try new things. She's pretty, smart, hot, sexy, and etc.
Melanie Moltu is so hot!
by who knooooows October 30, 2011
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Epileptic moltov

When you cum into a girl's mouth, whilst simultaneously playing flashing images and tickeling her feet, creating doubt if she is having a seizure or not
Hey bro I'm tryna get with this girl and she's epileptic any ideas?

Yeah give her an epileptic moltov make her feel the pain she won't remember half of it after

Good Idea maybe it would be like a vibrator
by Smegjuices December 22, 2020
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Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024
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Cock Molt

The top layer of skin on the cock begins to peel from lack of lubrication and excessive friction from absurd amounts of intercourse.
Jon and Beth were sexting when he realized he had "cock molt" from the previous weekend's sexcapade in a hotel.
by jonnycripp420 April 2, 2025
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