Montz

A very sexy disease contracted from the Montinator. This disease has no cure and never will. The effects of the disease will make you ultra strong while pumping iron.

I contracted Montz from a Montinator yesterday.

by The Montinator June 4, 2004

Montz

A shit hole town in Louisiana. It only has one store and the rest is basically houses, woods, and trailer parks. The teenagers mostly all smoke to be cool and usually ride four wheelers to attempt to look bad ass.

Rachel: "Hey you live in Montz right?"
Gavin: " Oh yeah, Totally gay"
Rachel: " That sucks."

by Rachelqwertyuiop July 3, 2011

Montz

Montz is a little itty bitty town on the outskirts of Norco. It is like a big dust bowl. At times it gets very boring because ther is nothing to do. The only fun thing they have a a little beach, but its kind of funky with its dirty water.

I just visited that funky beach in Montz!

by missmissmissyelliot July 9, 2011

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse is an incredibly famous duster, the best of the best. No one dusts it off like he does. If you have an Eghroots Mintz-Plasse that needs dusting, call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse.

Sweet mother of god, my car, it needs dusting. I know! I'll call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse!

by Eghroots Mintz-Plasse October 25, 2016

mentzered

When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)

My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street

by J-MAN April 19, 2012

Butte, Montana

A vigilante town that used to have 1/2 million or a million residents due to the gold rush. It's known as "Fight Town USA". Evel Knievel, the original motorcycle stuntsman, lived there. The population is now about 33,000. It's often referred to as "Butt, Montana".

Butte, Montana sure is a unique place. It has the world's largest copper mine which is no longer in use. Residents are very friendly & strangers strike up conversations. The old open~pit copper mine is referred to as "The Pit" & is now full of water. It's Huge! The town of Walkersville, north of Butte, actually has people that live in Real tarpaper shacks! Most everyone there is poor & rent is cheap.

by Starchylde May 25, 2016

Mentzered

Something being repaired by a person whos knowledge of the matter only stems from youtube

He really fucking mentzered your laptop

by timsfatporkerwife January 9, 2012