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slang - describes a paperweight, tosser, shithead, stupid moron,retractor, indecisive prick, soft, merkin, gutless wonder, asshat , and anything relating to the above...
"i'm having a moltzen of a day"... "a shit of a day outside, was sposed to be sunny, looks like the weathers doing a moltzen" etc etc etc etc.....
moltzen by t666 November 3, 2011
Words you can keep

molten freddy

Molten Freddy is that muthafuckin bitch bear that likes tO s n e a k up on ya, and then kIlL yOU. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

LET ME GET PAST NIGHT TWO! GODFUCKINGDAMMIT-
*throws computer on ground*
"LINDA, MOLTEN FREDDY ANNOYS THE HELL OUTTA ME!! I CAN'T STOP FRIEND-RANTING-"

The Molten Mr. Bolton

A nickname for the former Trumpian National Security Advisor and long time warmonger, John Bolton, due to his well-known reputation of volatility.
The Molten Mr. Bolton became irate about the possibility that he might be perceived as being involved in the Ukrainian quid pro quo fiasco, referring to it as a “drug deal.”
The Molten Mr. Bolton by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Molten Zigna 

Tobjorn ulting but his name is zigna so instead of molten core its MOLTEN ZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOLLLLLLLLLLLTENNNNNNNNNNNNN ZIGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Molten Zigna)
Molten Zigna by Confusedhelpful November 17, 2016
Extremely hot.

Another word with the same meaning as cool or pro.
"That soup is molten."

"I wish i was molten."
molten by (Thomas C.) July 1, 2008

molten core 

A place to relax in the world of azeroth, sometimes refered to as monotony core or molten bore.
Thank god tonight we are running molten core, it's about time I caught up on some zzz's from all this raiding.
molten core by Koruptwon August 8, 2006

Molten_Freddy0414 

The best Nib a Nib can ask for, kindest person ever, people can love him to death
Aliyah:Are subscribed to Molten_Freddy0414?
Abigail:No-
Aliyah:*Points gun* DO IT NOW
Molten_Freddy0414 by Nib Nib <3 April 15, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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