Muteve

If your surname is Muteve you have been blessed. They are independent, intelligent, interesting, unique people that have amazing personalities. Having a Muteve in your life will make you feel happier day to day and overall lucky to have them. They are beautiful, FOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE, incredible people that are unmatched. They deserve the whole world and shouldn’t be messed with unless they want to mess with their overprotective best friend. If you lose a Muteve it’ll be the most depressing day to come because you will miss out on having such a special person in your life. I send love to all Muteve’s in the world❤️.

Person 1: Blaz she’s beautiful bro she’s literally glowing she’s so fine.

Person 2: Of course she is bro she’s a Muteve they all come like that.😁

by Kyren Muteve April 10, 2022

mileven

the worst freaking ship in all of stranger things 🥰🌈💖🫶

mileven is legit trash

by crunch_ihateracheal123 August 12, 2023

Marty Mites

The most indestructible garden pest known to man. Since every pesticide has been tried on this species and evolved them to a point of invincibility, they are amazingly resilient to death, and are the most powerful, unstoppable spider mite in existence.

Once your garden has Marty Mites it will inevitably be decimated.

by NMAF August 17, 2011

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.

Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.

by Mr. Ormaack November 1, 2015

bar mitzvah mustache

Bar mitzvah mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache

See above bar mitzvah mustache

by barmitzvahmustache June 24, 2014

Mistevious

to be off alone most of the time. away from the group in ones own world. independant, drifter. a loner who floats around often doesn't talk or have any facial expression atall.

that lonely hobo is a very mistevious man even tho that other hobo is trying to talk to him.

by Whitney n Sam November 25, 2003

minevary

The act of brutally killing babies and then feeding them to rabid platypuses. It also causes unicorns to cry.

Ashley committed minevary again! If she keeps this up, she's going to hell for sure.

by Shwekasaurus January 19, 2011