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miserable

The word for the feeling that we sometimes call depression without the attached social malaise ( ie the need to take medication, go to shrink, talk too much, eat too much etc ).
I'm feeling miserable today, I'll feel better tomorrow.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
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misteress

A man other than her husband with whom a married woman has an ongoing sexual relationship.
Damn girl, you married and still got friends with benefits!
Yeah, I've got a few misteresses.
by Dr. L1 April 24, 2008
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Miserable bastard

A person who behaves in a selfish, self centred, lazy or miserly way; a killjoy.

Can be strengthened by adding fucking as an adjective: "miserable fucking bastard".
"I asked him to lend me 20 dollars and he told me to fuck off! The miserable bastard!"

"Let's go to the party!"
"I can't be bothered. I want to stay at home and read a book."
"You miserable bastard."
by ktmboy August 20, 2008
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misery insurance

Betting against your team winning a sporting event to create a win-win situation.
Your team wins: you are happy (WIN)

Other team wins: You win money (WIN)
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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ur sisters a mister

This is five times worse than ur granny tranny. Every time this is said the fabric of space a time rips.
Bob: ur mom gay and ur granny tranny.
Josh: Don’t make me say it bro.
Bob: you won’t Bitch.
Josh: ur sisters a mister.
*Bobs head explodes and the fabric of time and space rips destroying Jupiter*
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Misery God

The one true God! all other god are false as the misery god touches both human and nerd alike!

The misery god strikes when you least expect it. When you think things are going pretty well in your life the misery god punishes you without remorse. He can strike hard at your family, car, studies, work and relationship, just to see your sad and pathetic face.
Super Joe: "Man! I got home this morning and somebody (nigger) broke into my apartment and stole my PS3 and my laptop!"

Random chum: "ROFLMAO! The misery god owned your ass!"
by NisseG May 15, 2009
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