A big, evil corporation hell bent on world domination, lead by Satan himself, Bill Gates - Multi Billionaire/prince of darkness. Headquaters in Seattle/Hell.
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A company that does everything they can to make sure your getting punked' and they're not.
Many people are familiar with there surreptitious products and their unfaithful outlook towards their customers
- Xbox Live
-The Red Ring Of Death and its "E-" relatives
- The Blue Screen of Death
- Buggy software
- The extra layer of plastic on Point Cards
- Activation of the Point Cards only when you get to the check register
Many people are familiar with there surreptitious products and their unfaithful outlook towards their customers
- Xbox Live
-The Red Ring Of Death and its "E-" relatives
- The Blue Screen of Death
- Buggy software
- The extra layer of plastic on Point Cards
- Activation of the Point Cards only when you get to the check register
Microsoft Customer: <That's ironic my Xbox died on my 16th birthday. I bought it 2 years ago for my 14th birthday>
<Well, my warranty is gone but I guess I'll call customer support and see if they can do anything about it... or maybe>
*Goes to Google and types in: how to use your Xbox controller to play PC games*
<Yes YES YESS!! Finally, this is great...now I just have to... huh??..... "Step: 4 Ok, just purchase a Microsoft wireless receiver or the Microsoft Xbox 360 Wireless Controller for Windows
<WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
Curse you Microsoft!!!! >
<Well, my warranty is gone but I guess I'll call customer support and see if they can do anything about it... or maybe>
*Goes to Google and types in: how to use your Xbox controller to play PC games*
<Yes YES YESS!! Finally, this is great...now I just have to... huh??..... "Step: 4 Ok, just purchase a Microsoft wireless receiver or the Microsoft Xbox 360 Wireless Controller for Windows
<WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
Curse you Microsoft!!!! >
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The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes
I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.
Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes
Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes
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