Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.

That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.

Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

super metrical

beats in rhythm lined up in a bad-assery way.
more symmetrical than a linear line.

that beat was super metrical it made me kloog my pants. (see kloog)

by jetpack 5o December 15, 2011

Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.

Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.

by ARH December 23, 2013

pan-metric idealism

A paradigm in which prime cavitations are spaced uniformly-enough on a discrete surface to create an electromagnetic force.

The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.

Pan-metric idealism suggests a surface-area in which uncountable prime-cavitations are spaced ideally so as to create a frictionless plane.

The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.

by deepchurch November 10, 2021

Afety Metrics

An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Afety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.

<Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...
-Afety Metrics

by Genormous June 14, 2022

Agenda-based metrics

Facts and figures presented in a manner to force people to a specific conclusion vice forming their own opinion.

His agenda-based metrics don't allow you to consider any other possibilities!

by Shputz August 23, 2011