The "Merlin"

When your at mardi gras, standing on a balcony and see someone you dont like. You whip it out, wack it off, and shoot your load into your hand. Then, throw the load off the balcony while reciting the word "Merlin"

Jack: Hey, isn't that your girlfriend making out with that guy down there?
Jim: Grrrrrrrr... "MERLIN"

by littlejo2k December 21, 2004

Merinda

A tanned girl with wavy brown hair and brown eyes. She is shy to people that don't know her well. She like different types of pets. Enjoys late nights and chocolate.

wow look at that chick, she must be a merinda!

by doorknob96 July 10, 2011

Marking someones card

To tell someone that they are a target normally used as a threat.

Curly: Dude mark this guys card man
Ben:this guy?
Curly: yeah man your card is marked im coming for you.
Random Guy: how do you go about marking someones card?

by Bill Cozby April 21, 2008

ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank

Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

Merkan

Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled mercan.

Merkans make me sick to my stomach!

Your average merkan is about as intelligent as a brick.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

mercinary position

An act of violently making love forced face-first against a wall; the man assumes rear entry, and while using a fistful of hair to firmly pull the woman's head back, he uses the other hand to hold a knife to her throat (or to grip around her throat, throttling her, in the case of safer play).

Since I know how much you love the sweet rough sex, tonight I'm going to give it to you in mercinary position.

by Platinum Chef February 22, 2008

Mervin

a wedgie from both sides usually done by two cool people to nerds and geeks who wear tighty whities

that nerd ticked me off so my friend and I gave him a mervin

by person66666666666666666 April 21, 2006