very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023
Get the derk merkmug. by Dom father April 19, 2025
Get the Merk upmug. When nobody can kill to you so you destroy them in every way possible. When referred to the game tribal wars 2; noob demolition.
by The real slim shady 1234567 January 19, 2018
Get the MERK shitmug. the word "merkless" is using when you want to describe a bad player in the game, his/her actions. It has almost the same meaning as "awkward/terrible"
by krem228 June 27, 2019
Get the merkmug. Adj. The the act of covering ones airways while they are extremely incapacitated or drunk to the point of death.
Billy was so drunk that when he grabbed Melissa's ass her bf merked him outside where no one could see.
by anonymous March 5, 2021
Get the Merkmug. I was playing that new MOBA and was handling the middle lane like a boss when suddenly a player from the other team appeared outta nowhere and merked me!
by CaptainMerk May 31, 2022
Get the Merkmug. Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name
by God at fortnite May 10, 2018
Get the christian joseph merkmug.