The American housewive's alternative to strutting down Fifth Avenue holding multiple Louis Vuitton bags, since they dont want to ruffle their Valentino dress...
Mercedes-Benz has evoked a name of luxury, prominence, and ultimate safety in a confusing world of automotive manufactures. A continued dedication to excellence allows Mercedes to collaborate with award-winning brands to create an experience that no other American car company can come close to. They rule the industry and continue to set standards which other brands continue to copy AND take credit for!
Mercedes-Benz has evoked a name of luxury, prominence, and ultimate safety in a confusing world of automotive manufactures. A continued dedication to excellence allows Mercedes to collaborate with award-winning brands to create an experience that no other American car company can come close to. They rule the industry and continue to set standards which other brands continue to copy AND take credit for!
I need three more Mercedes-Benz sedans to match my new dress. What colors do you have resembling fuchsia, turqouise, and aqua?...
What do you mean you don't have aqua? It's a totally different color!
What do you mean you don't have aqua? It's a totally different color!
by Beoreview November 20, 2011
Get the Mercedes-Benz mug.Mercedes-Benz is a luxury car company based in Germany. Mercedes builds fast, safe, and well-riding cars and trucks for personal and some industrial use. Despite historically being reliable, UNBIASED magazines such as Consumer Reports have stated that Mercedes cars and trucks shipped to the United States are very unreliable and are thus not reccomended.
I was driving my cool new Mercedes-Benz E320 Bluetec to the diesel station, but then my engine broke down. Guess I'll need to shell out $8000 for the dealership to look at it.
by ThunderBlizzard April 19, 2008
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A car you purchase, maintain, and drive with pride as you are whipping an example of the finest and oldest marque in automotive history. Known for their style, performance and industry-leading innovation, Benzes are for real boys who aspire to set themselves apart from all the other undesireables on the road. If you want to be a buster or not have the best cars ever made, buy a BMW or AUDI because they're wack.
Witness: Damn, your CL55 ///AMG Mercedes-Benz just romped all over that M5 and RS6. It was awesome.
Me: Thanks. Yeah, those dudes are pussies.
Me: Thanks. Yeah, those dudes are pussies.
by DEEZ NUUUTZZZ April 21, 2016
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by yodude55 May 23, 2008
Get the syesha mercado mug.An island in proximity to Seattle, Bellevue, and many other Western Washington cities. While rumored to be a stuck-up, rich community, it actually is filled with nice, oftentimes middle-class families. It just goes to show that stereotypes are not always accurate. In fact, more often than not, they are far from it.
And football teams aren't the sole factor in determining a school's greatness. For those of you who do not know.
And football teams aren't the sole factor in determining a school's greatness. For those of you who do not know.
Insert name of Generic Ignorant person here: LULZ M-EYE SUKKS! MERCER ISLAND IZ FO RICHH FAGBAGZ!
Me: ...Way to stereotype.
Loser.
Me: ...Way to stereotype.
Loser.
by Hmm...what should my name be? May 16, 2007
Get the Mercer Island mug.a merc is a short way of saying Mercedes-Benz. mostly used in Europe. the word merc can be found in the cult classic book 50 Shades of Gray. also another good place to hear this word is on the UK Top Gear.
i love how when im watching the UK top gear they call my Mercedes-Benz a Merc, it makes it sound so slick and bad ass.
by fireboy451 December 13, 2012
Get the Merc mug.A "Mercer" is most commonly known for being one of the greatest guys you'll ever meet. He is athletic , hot , charismatic, and has a big dick and is also very good with the ladies and you'd be very lucky to go home with a "Mercer" of your own.
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