Meandering Minge

When a women's vagina merges with her anus, making one huge slit on her crouch.

The old women had anal sex so many times that she was given a meandering minge.

by TheBigEazyNess March 19, 2010

subjectively meaningless

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)

boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.

by Sexydimma January 11, 2013

meandering miasma

an unforgiving aura that follows a person of no significance whatsover.

I saw waY2Krowed wallowing in his meandering miasma in front of a 7-11 yesterday while I was going to FYE to pick up the Black Crowes' latest DVD.

by the better Ted January 23, 2010

The meaning of life

Don't die.

Bill thought balancing out your life before you die was the meaning of life, but Bob just didn't die.

by Ereck Flowers April 14, 2015

Asparagus meaning

Asparagus is an underwater cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: look its a boner!
Ryan: thats Asparagus meaning

by cool A October 1, 2019

Melanie

Walking goddess, beautiful girl, sexy chick. If you ever find a Melanie never let go of her she's an amazing girl that loves to hang out and party. The name is used to describe a graceful girl that at times can be clumsy and awkward but is very beautiful outside and inside of her soul. When she falls for a lucky guy she falls for him deeply. Easily forgives, and is easy to get things out of but dont push it one day she might explode. Treat a Melanie right and don't let go of her.

Damn that girl is hot, she must be a Melanie

by lover_0987 April 3, 2010

eenie-meenie-miney-mo lover

a person who chooses their love interests by playing the eenie-meenie-miney-mo game. This person is considered a player or also someone who has no concern for other people's feelings. They choose who to like by saying eenie-meenie-miney-mo. also of the title a song by sean kingston and justin bieber

Jill: i got asked to the prom by 3 guys!
Lindsey: who are you going to go with?
Jill: i don't know, i'll just choose one at random.
Lindsey: You're such an eenie-meenie-miney-mo lover!

by teenieweeniewahine March 28, 2010