The Naked Matador

A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.

Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.

by Homothug45 October 27, 2011

Kanaya Maryam

Kanaya Maryam Is A Troll Character In The Web Comic "Homestuck" She Is A Jade Blood And A Virgo, She Is Also The Leader Of All GirlBossery. She Is A Very Good Character And Has Done Alot For The Characters. Shes Also Married To Her Wife Rose Lalonde. Rose Is One Of The Beta Kids In The Comic. Kanaya Is A Comfirmed Canon Lesbian, So Dont Be Weird About It, Thanks! Kanaya Is The Best Homestuck Character To Ever Exist.

Person 1: Hey Do You Know Kanaya Maryam? Shes One Of My Favorite Characters!
Person 2: Oh Kanaya? The Girlboss? Yeah I Know Her, Shes One Of The Best Characters.

by KanayaFan101 June 6, 2021

Makyash

The stage name of singer Ke$ha. Or her actual birth name

Guy1: Is that Ke$ha on stage singing about her vajayjay?
Guy2: LULZ @ U. Her name is Makyash

by Fargas111 December 4, 2010

maryann braswell

Biggest asshole on planet earth

Maryann braswell is theBiggest asshole on planet earth

by Mr steal your food January 4, 2018

maryaan/maryaam

A Queen or someone from royalty maryaan/maryaam is destined for fame and glory and is a natural leader if you ever come in contact with a maryaan/maryaam with brown eyes and brown skin and a headscarf you have found yourself a jem terish her as she is precious and will make history plus she’s a total hottie just wait a few more years (if she has a crush on you count your self lucky 🍀

I want a boast and face like maryaan/maryaam

by Urban one February 27, 2018

Maryam

A noun used to describe a hot headed female.. A good looking female that everyone wants to get to know even though she is a literal psycho

Maryam and her group are passing by

by Un-believe-able Begad May 30, 2020

Maayan

Fortnite Highlight Editor and creator of content aware fill.

Did you just use the content aware fill effect on your highlight? You better credit Maayan.

by jackwtf May 28, 2021