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mattitude 

The type of attitude that wins all of the time even when it appears he may be losing horribly. With this attitude you can do know wrong and its perfectly fine to take other people's ideas and take credit for them because you have fucking mattitude. To have it you must be Matt.
Matt doesnt cry, only water comes from his eyes when things don't comply to his liking and he also likes to put his penis inside the people he loves
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A great friend that you can always count on keeping your secrets. Dark brown hair, beautiful singing voice. Nerd-ish. Loves Sci-fi. Somewhat shy.
Guy 1: Are you friends with a Matisse?
Guy 2: Well duhh, I am Matisse, the ORIGINAL!
Matisse by IslandKit May 20, 2015
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DILDO mattic 5000 

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit
Hey did you see my dildo mattic 5000

Cathy mantis 

When you punch a girl in the face and then proceed to eat her out. Often occurs during/after bar fights. Itteration of the praying mantis.
I'm gonna do a Cathy mantis on your skank ass if you pull my hair again like that bitch!
Cathy mantis by Timm B October 3, 2006

Dirty Mathis 

The act of one pouring noodles on a girls vigana and fucking her and putting your finger in her anise then licking them
Wow that dirty Mathis felt so good
Dirty Mathis by luck manager October 17, 2018
A sexy French girl with an amazing body, matti is very funny and is usually admired by many guys. She's very funny and and outgoing.
Wow matti looks so sexy in those jeans
Matti by Gracie's January 3, 2015

psycho mantis

Coolest Boss in any game EVER!!!!
It seems you enjoy Nintindo games....and action games.
psycho mantis by Kunx990 June 27, 2004