matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink September 13, 2015

match collector

Noun: Someone who collects online dating matches in order to boost their own ego.

I'd rather meet talk and meet in real life than be a match collector.

by bladewarrior69 April 3, 2016

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

Match the puzzle

Have Sex.

To put your penis in her vagina since they match like two puzzle pieces.

Chad: Hey emma do you wanna match the puzzle?

Emma: Yeah sure.

*And then they have sex*

by zaiahy June 20, 2020

Matching Random Words With Random Definitions

Some one who make up stupid ass words or statements and match them with stupid ass definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: "What have had you busy for the last few days?"

Person 2: "Ohh that, it's nothin I'm just Matching Random Words With Random Definitions."

Person 3: "Who the fuck does that, it's retarded!"

Person 1: "I know right."

Person 2:"Fuck you guys!"

by Illiterate_Fuck December 11, 2020

matchablossomsfan

A famous tiktoker who ships matchablossom

P1: hey have you heard of matchablossomsfan?
P2: no
P1: what?! theyre the best person ever!

by DefinitelynotMia💪 December 5, 2021

matchstick workforce

overworking a bunch of people until they're burnt out, knowing you can hire their replacements once their purpose has been served.

"John has a matchstick workforce avaliable to suit your needs at anytime"

by GrontleGums October 5, 2023