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Matalan Crew

Mostly teenagers, illiterate 40 some-things and retards who cannot give you correct change. They usually waste time taking extra long breaks in the staff room and stand around talking on the shop floor, or even on the tills, about who fingered who in the stock room earlier that day.
Customer 1: They dont have this in my size
Customer 2: Ask a Matalan Crew member
Customer 1: Excuse me do you have this in a 12?

Crew Member: I'll go check

(2 seconds later)

Crew member: We dont have it
Customer 1: You didn't even check I just saw you
Crew Member: If you're going to be arsey with me I just wont help you
by POPEYE.-) July 7, 2010
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Madalyn

Madalyn is a girl that dont give any fucks,she does whatever she wants,shes usually tall for her age,she usually is seen like a mean person but after you get to know her for a little bit she gets very soft,she is a amazing person to be friends with,but If you would hurt her she would kill you,or if you hurt on of her close friends she will end you,dont be ended,be on her good side
Kyle:madalyn looks so scary and mean
Jake:shes my best friend,she isnt even mean...most of the time
by And I oop skskskskskkszk October 31, 2019
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Maal

Cum, something which is white but thick
Tum apna chut ka photo dikhao mera maal nahi girr rha hai
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Ras Maali

Indian Sweet Dish, Made Out Of Milk
A Guy Is Trying To Hit On A Girl,

{Guy} Hey Baby Is It Me Or You Looking Tasty Like A Ras Maali

{Girl} You What *Slap*
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maalek

A term used to describe a person who is not capable of "owning". in other words... a "noob".
Oh my god that pa is so maalek
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Macalester College

Macalester College (Pronounced Mu-cal-est-er; Nickname MAC) is a Liberal Arts college located in Saint Paul, MN.

Though the college itself may be small, the student population consists of 50% Chinese students, 50% International students and about 125% Hipsters.

Students often pride themselves on their self-supposed intellectual superiority, though science has yet to verify such notions. The open-mindedness of Macalester students often extends only to their own personal beliefs--objections outside the realm of "open-mindedness" are considered complete bigotry and said individuals are deemed worse than Hitler. Yes, tolerance is definitely in fool bloom at Macalester.

The college is predominantly liberal with a healthy dose of socialists and communists. Conservative view is held to a bare minimum, do to financial restraints, as well as local Saint Paul legislation prohibiting such actions.

Recently, Macalester has extended a hand to less-representative groups on campus. To encourage beneficial diversity on campus, Macalester has recently placed attractive women on affirmative action groups.
Dude: My professors at Macalester College totally opened my mind.

Bro: Yeah, Dude, like what?

Dude: (Lose Paraphrasing of the Communist Manifesto)

Bro: Is it being open-minded if you just form your mind to someone else's ideas?

Dude: You're just not open-minded. You're worse than Hitler.
by InsetPseudoNameHere November 13, 2011
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Maalik

Handsome young man, known to be skinny but definitely has the slammer so don't sleep on him.
by Amanda F June 17, 2018
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