by jake March 5, 2005
Get the alien masterbation mug.Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
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Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.
Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.
Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.
Beatrice- *hurt feelings*
Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.
Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.
Beatrice- *hurt feelings*
by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009
Get the masterbaking mug.by walace March 20, 2007
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by Bloop_bloop74 June 1, 2016
Get the masterbration mug.A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.
by williampoop23 March 29, 2009
Get the Dutch Oven Masterbater mug.When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.
Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"
Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"
Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"
by oooyiurs June 22, 2010
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