martins basement

1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl

1) uh...uh... he loved it...in martins basement

by nando and nickyd March 5, 2010

Martin Freeman

(noun)-A hedgehog made out of Kittens, Jam and RAGE.

"Man, I really hate Martin Freeman"
"Fuck you, he won a BAFTA"

by The Webthropolgist September 8, 2013

Martin Freeman

One sexy-ass mofo of a BAMF.
Fuck you, he won a BAFTA!
Often likened to a hedgehog.

Who's that guy made of kittens holding that pot of jam?
Oh that's just Martin Freeman....

by JAWWWWWN June 12, 2012

pull a martin

Quit your job to move somewhere else for your significant other, then break up with her/him and move back within 6 months

Try not to pull a Martin

by microsoftie October 16, 2013

martin males

The calendar everyone needs.

Guy:Hey bro it's New Years, you going to get a new calendar?
Other Guy:No thanks, Martin Males is the only calendar I need.

by pifting April 19, 2018

Oliver Martin

The biggest rat on earth, he makes who is joe jokes and thinks he is funny.

If you decline this Oliver Martin definition onto Urban Dictionary , you are homosexual.

by UAreABafoon October 23, 2019

Stemmy Martin

Weed that has a lot of Stems in it. Low grade weed. Another term used instead of "Reggie Bush." Stemmy Martin refers to Hip-Hop artist Remy Martin.

"You got any loud? I don't want any of that Stemmy Martin shit!"

by SwishasNKush December 27, 2011