Bharles Markerhander

Faggot that pretends that he is fucking Russian and posts Minecraft

Bharles Markerhander neggs a lot

by xd Snaggy November 12, 2018

whiteboard markers

what my nuts smell like.

gee, ma nuts smell like whiteboard markers again. i washed them just last night.
(no but fr anyone know how to stop it..)

by deez nuts smell like salamiii August 31, 2021

Markleville

A quaint farming community in east-central Indiana. Location of the killing of innocent Native Americans, wherby the murderers were hung at Fall Creek in Pendleton in an oak tree that stands to this day. Most recently Markleville is home to the 2005 state cross country champion, Brock Hagerman. Was also home to the largest hardware store east of the Mississippi for sometime.

Joe: Where was that one dude from that won state?
Kale: Some hick town called Markleville I guess.

by Whiskey11 January 12, 2006

Marler

1. Ship name for a Marley and a Tyler. Often a sexual reference. Although Tyler doesn't like Marley back, Marley is still in love with Tyler, most often. Most likely, in band, Marley will reach for Tyler's crotch, claiming she was trying to get something else.
2. An annoying person

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A MARLER OH MY GOSH

doo he got da booty
yeh he doooooooooo

by Ashton Irwin's girlfriend April 17, 2014

Ball Marker

1. A rather sharp piece or Plastic/Wood/Metal that is used in golf to mark a ball when ones ball is in the way of anothers balls line

2. Something i just stepped on and it hurtz like FUCK!!!!

Your ball marker was on the ground and i stepped on it and it hurtz like FUCK!!!!!

by Alex August 7, 2003

Meghan Markle

To value yourself and mental health enough to up and leave a room / situation / environment in which your authentic self is not welcomed or wanted.

It's important to add this definition as well, given then the rest on this page seem to resemble a Meghan Markle hate-page, and we don't stand for this sort of thing.

Person A: Where's Ryan?
Person B: Oh, he Meghan Markled.

by luna20m January 26, 2020

Markerdouche

A Noun used to define that guy that always has a few to many cans of (usually) light beer and ends up becoming a great nights bad work of art once passing out. Yes.. we've all drawn on one of these guys.

To identify this type of guy at the start of a party, look for the following:
* A raving loony that peaks far to early in the evening.
* Can usually be seen carrying a woman's handbag, while trying to carry it off as "fashion".
* When challenged or reasonably questioned about his dress sense will reply, "Everyone dresses like this in Russia". He will say this even if he is not from Russia. This is a ploy to simply have ignorant people believe that he is cultured. Do not fall for such trickery.

"Is that a Penis drawn on that guys head? What a Markerdouche!"

by Phil Fantana January 27, 2010