manchester united fan

An absolute fucking wanker who thinks there hard and know fuck all about football.

What a fucking sad twat that Manchester United fan is

by Mancityrthebest April 18, 2020

manchete

The ONE pocket knife that a man used for: cleaning his fingernails, opening wine bottles, cutting sausage, clearing brush and skinning a deer.

After an intense day of cutting open UPS packages in the mail room, Bob used his manchete to pry off a beer cap, clean his fingernails and cut open a bag of jerky.

by Carlos18 July 23, 2010

Manchildnapping

the involuntary taking of a person over the age of 18 without indulging them with a location how long they'll be gone or when they'll return

friend 1: get in the car

friend 2: what why
friend 1: shut up im manchildnapping you
friend 2: nah man im good
friend 1: get em!!
Friend 3,4,5 get out and grab friend one and put him in the car
Friend 1,3,4, and 5: yeah road trip
friend 2: Fuck you guys

by mignoculus December 20, 2016

Manchester Hammer

When some goes number two while in the ocean.

I'm pretty sure that man swam out there to take himself a Manchester Hammer.

by Puddingsbane August 8, 2017

mancheetah

A man who parades around in spotted clothing or spotted markings on the body and wreaks havoc on urban sanctuaries

Frank amused his friends by donning his mancheetah persona.

by Todd Lawdy April 19, 2018

mabuchi.aeb

the hottest person in the world

mabuchi.aeb: “hey lol”
Everyone: *faints*

by juicybussy February 19, 2021

Big Mancho

when you turn the ceiling fan on too high...

Don't Big Mancho the fan. Its snowing outside.

by francoriv March 3, 2010