Maletardness

The handicap most men are forced to live with due to their role in Society. As they were playing football, women were busy developing advanced emotional and social skills by talking, talking, talking.

Therefore leaving many men socially and emotionally handicapped.

-...so I said, 'it would be nice to go to that restaurant!'...
-Yeah, so are you guys gonna?
-No.... Nothing!?
-Aww.... it's just he's maletardness, he didn't Understand you meant you Wanted to actually Go there!
-They are such retards!
-Yes they are. We love them still.

by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010

mangletude

A term including the values of both the angle and magnatude of a vector such as the bearing and distance.
this term can be used in navagation engineering or similar.

tell me the mangletude to the nearest pub

by james whiting October 4, 2005

Typical Manley

a munter or a person who doesnt understand things. derived from Mr J Manley

e.g person1 - can you get a pint of milk?

person2 - what u mean milk?

person1- your a typical manley!

by 66jh March 24, 2010

timmy mallet

A man you would not leave near your children.

Look at the camera and go bleearrrghh!

by hoder March 11, 2004

Manley's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a user invoking Godwin's law approaches one.

Once Godwin's law has been raised, the thread is finished and whoever pandered to the meme has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress.

#1: That image is over 50kb and so cannot be funny.
#2: But you are just picking up on semantics, you are such a nazi.
#1: Hah! Godwin's law! You lose!
#2: Manley's law.

by Pedantichrist June 4, 2007

Maneltoe

When a man wears tight pants, and his parts are showing, it is called a maneltoe. (cameltoe for a guy)
Pronounced: man-el-toe

guy1: hey, did you see the size of that guys maneltoe?
guy2: yeah, his pants were way too tight.

by Jr273 February 22, 2009

manless

without a man

She's sympathetic. She's jobless and manless.

by DEQINGZHONG November 18, 2014