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Douche Bag Mafia

A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.
Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!

"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"

"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"

Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011
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Maia

Maias are incredibly AWESOME people who are totally good looking and amazing. They have a sense of humor (like a really good one) and make friends easily. They have amazing musical talent and are really into books and sports. You are lucky to know a Maia. :)
Maia is so incredibly awesome. maia awesome talented goodlooking
by Math Dude February 7, 2015
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Macias

Macias is a unique hispanic last name in which they’re out-going and fun to be around. There’s always a good time with a Macias around
Hell yeah this a Macias party !!
by e.macias March 17, 2019
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Maia

Great person to talk to. Quiet to strangers, amazingly obnoxious to friends. Loyal, but not the best at communication. Unique beauty. She who everyone loves. Can make you feel special just by being around you. Though slightly klutzy, she is absolutely adorable. Amazing taste in music. Sometimes annoying, and she makes everything awkward. Shy mystique. Lacking so heavily in self confidence. Hates compliments. Has a look that can make you dizzy. So, so easy to fall for.
-Hot damn that Maia sure is Sexy!!
-Wish I could date HER.
-Dude, Maia gets ALL the guys... And girls!!
by Thee Competition February 22, 2013
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maniac alarm

Taken from the game "Hitman," this exclamation was confined to the various Asian boards in the game and was said with a generically "Asian" accent. The full phrase was "weapon...weapon...watch out....maniac alarm!" The AI reserved such an exclamation for severe violations of civil decency on the part of the player/protagonist, such as walking into a Triad Den with a fully loaded ak47 and opening up for no good reason. The phrase can be applied, then, to any extremely antisocial behavior.
Everthing was going fine until you went totally maniac alarm on that dude.

Is that guy on the phone or is he yelling at no one? Ah, it's the latter. Maniac alarm.
by Manos, the hands of fate June 11, 2006
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mahia

grat personality can be smart but a little flirtatious

Any boy would be lucky to have her
ooooo mahia got yiurself a good looking man
by nicesexy9083 October 28, 2018
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Swedish House Mafia

A collaboration of the insanely talented Axwell, Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso, and formerly Eric Prydz. Music not to be played quietly.
"One" by Swedish House Mafia just got re-released.
by LMRLANCS1 August 5, 2010
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