cunt maneuver

It's when a girl does anything to piss you off. This can range from making you buy her dinner to fucking your best friend.

Person 1: Dude I was supposed to hang out with Kristy tonight but she said she was already at her guy friend's house.
Person 2: Wow, she pulled a cunt maneuver.

by Branch Snapper March 6, 2009

asshole maneuver

an asshole maneuver is an action performed by an asshole (person) that directly affects a reciever of the action in a negative way.

Dan- "Shirley didn't even show up to her date with joe."
Mo- "Damn, what an asshole maneuver."

by stephan666 October 19, 2005

Ellis Maneuver

When you get a girl to like you and agree to go out with you just for you to back out of the relationship like a submissive cuck.

Man you fucked up with Sam, next time don't pull an Ellis Maneuver.

by GANGNOTGANG January 27, 2017

Hoover Maneuver

You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vaccuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.

Dude, I used the Hoover Manuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead.

by On your knees, bitch November 24, 2003

hynenick maneuver

Leaving an important task till the last mintue usually causing embarrassment.

writing the best mans speech was left till the night before the big day. It was a complete hynenick maneuver

by b-m-g June 13, 2007

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

whopper maneuver

The gripping or pinching together of the pussy lips and eating the muff burger.

Alfredo told me of this patented move he likes to do when eating pussy called the whopper maneuver.

by Goldbagger January 19, 2010