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Bastion Main

A person who looks into the heart of darkness and tries to use it for chaotic good but always gets corrupted and morphs into scum. They play Overwatch and select bastion at first as a blanket but soon it turns into a crutch. This player lashes out at the world by releasing an ungodly amount of fire power down a firing range. A bastion main should always be countered with Sombra and Road Hog. Thy hack and thy hook shall save us from this misguided demon known as the bastion main. Fortunately this genus form of Bastion Main can bring down the enemy team but be warned if the bastion main is on your team, you will garner some of the hatred aimed at Bastion and lose the game through moral depression.

A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.
Soldier 76: That bastion has been mowing us down. I can hear it's awful laughter.

Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*

Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *

Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*
by Dr.BastionMain April 18, 2018
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Making love

It's the act of using your grnitals to bring pleasure to someone to show them how much you truly love and care for them! Its sex but it's much better because your doing it with someone you love ! You want to show your love for them by bringing them the best pleasure you can while recieving your own but you care much more about them being satisfied then yourself!
Man, I had sex so many times but last night was so Litt cuz I did it with my new wife whom I really love! I wanted so bad to bring her pleasure to show my love for her and so I did! It was totally making love!
by I_am_me_3 June 3, 2017
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Madina

Madina she is such a emotional Person,

She is an really loyal Person and always Petty. People always think that she is such a bitch, but when you Met her in Person you Love her character.

If you date Madina, treat her like a princess she is such a drama queen and loves the attention. She is such a rose and sometimes she can be an devil, she can destroy your whole life. But at the and she is a sweetheart and remember she is such a freaky and nasty girl and loves attention. I wanna be friends with Madina.

I love her and don’t forget her beautiful body.

Madina.
Madina such a baddie and a beautiful girl

you fell so quickly in love with Madina.

Sexy and Glamours
by Mamcittaaa6628 July 28, 2020
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Making money

Mikey get out the bathroom. Stop making money. Ur gonna break the bank
by 2manybr0ken August 11, 2020
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Tri-Slosher Main

A person who gets 17 kills with the weapon and then claims it took so much skill.
Yo look its the kid who cant play. Yeah the Tri-Slosher Main.
by @TentaWind on Twitter ;) August 3, 2017
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Genji Main

The annoying group of people who main Genji in the game Overwatch. They constantly ask for healing and focus more on kills than objectives, making the team lose 110% of the time.
Genji mains also feel the need to always play as Genji, even if there are no healers or tanks.
Genji Main, at full health: "I NEED HEALING, I NEED HEALING, I NEED HEALING!!!"
by ike.aa May 9, 2018
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