The type of dude who has a tiny penis but constantly insinuates and says outright that he has a huge penis, and showing people that he has Magnum condoms. Everyone instantly realizes what he's doing and how small he must be, and just feels sorry for him in silence until he becomes unbearable, at which time he is confronted about how he must have a micropenis and is compensating for this. Symptoms include wearing a backwards Monster energy drink baseball cap and sleeveless shirts, tribal tattoos which belong to no particular tribe, flashy vehicles, and the use of urban slang by a Caucasian of upper middle class suburban background. Anyone who "accidentally" drops Magnum condoms especially is clearly a MagNub.
Cindy kind of liked Jake until after work he put on that sleeveless shirt and backwards Monster energy drink baseball cap. After that he turned into another person. When he went to grab a lighter and accidentally dropped six Magnum condoms on Cindy's lap, then said "Oops!" and winked, she realized he was probably a MagNub. At first she just smiled and silently felt sorry for him, but a few big dick jokes later she knew what she must do. She had him pull over his Hummer so he could show her his supposedly huge dick, but then after a long awkward silence with a pathetic look on his face, Jake pulled down his baggy pants to reveal what looked like a button on a fur coat, and Cindy then pulled out her new iPhone and quickly snapped a pic of his micro soft dick. He got mad and protested that it was a grower, not a shower, but she told him to prove it, or else she would post the picture on various social media sites. When he finally achieved a hardon he was still only about 2 inches long and the width of a roll of pennies. To amuse herself Cindy unrolled one of Jake's Magnum condoms and took a picture of it rolled out next to Jake's inprobably small micropenis. Now Jake has to pay Cindy $100 weekly to prevent her from revealing his "little secret" online, not suspecting that everyone already realizes how small he is from his behavior.
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The most powerful handgun in the world undisputedly, it bends the .44 magnum over a bathtub and rapes it. With its 8-3/8-in. barrel, the overall length of the Model 500 is 15 in. and the empty weight is 4.5 pounds. The cylinder alone is almost 2 in. in diameter and approaches 2.25 in. in length. Thumb the cylinder open and five charge holes await. Each is 1/2 in. in diameter, and the .50-cal. cartridges they hold are almost 2 in. long. Load five of them and the total weight of the handgun climbs to 5 pounds.The .44 mag reaches at max 1900ft. The model 500 reaches up to 2600ft.
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Dying man: Actulay the most powerful handgun in the world is the model 500 smith and wesson magnum revolver.
Hirty Harry: You bastard.
Dying man: Actulay the most powerful handgun in the world is the model 500 smith and wesson magnum revolver.
Hirty Harry: You bastard.
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Get the 44 magnum mug.The actions and end result of one who wears a Magnum brand condom in attempt to gain relative street credit in the eyes of his peers but cannot fulfiill the size obligations that a Magnum brand condom entails.
For those who need to overcompensate for their unfortunate size qualifications and cannot obtain street credit in generic ways, one might feel the need to wear a Magnum brand in the attempt to trick people into believing that he is not lacking in size and that he has relative street credit. This will be a failed attempt and will result in a Baggy Magnum.
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