Boyfriend Magic

The incredible power a boyfriend has to make his girlfriend happy.

"You make everything better" -girlfriend
"Thats my job. Its called boyfriend magic."

by Lovehimalways June 7, 2012

selfie magic

This term applies to people who take multiples of pictures combined with angles, filters and settings to capture the right picture to hide all the imperfections that they see or think others will.

There is no written example of "selfie magic", you know who you are.

by @tristvn February 12, 2014

Fonso Magic

The act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of "hard work."

Josh: This warehouse looks like shit!

TSA employee: We'll do some Fonso Magic!
15 min later....
Josh: The warehouse looks perrrfect!

by Freight Fags March 27, 2016

Hoochie Magic

A woman’s magic pertaining to her sacred and sensual mysteries.

The way knowing a good woman can make the world sparkle and feel calm and serene is a type of Hoochie Magic.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

loss of magic

When a someone who frequently takes drugs, takes so much ecstasy (or similar drug) that it stops working. In other words once they have peaked for a certain length of time and started to feel straight again, taking more lines at this point wouldn't do anything. and is generally the warning signs/first stages of a come down.

Druggie 1: Man my three hour peak is over I might just gap it.
Druggie 2: Nah don't do that, i'll just cut us some more lines.
Druggie1: No point buddy, I'm at the loss of magic kinda stage, wont do anything, cya!

by prideofslytherin October 1, 2010

Pull a madison

To uninvite someone to an event. Usually referred to when talking about a dance (homecoming, semi formal, prom, etc.)

Ugh she is such a hoe she is gonna pull a Madison on Juan. Now Juan is gonna have no date to semi thanks to that hoe bag.

by Madisonotterbean February 14, 2017

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022