Ash Maggot

A most filthy smoker; particularly smokers of rolling tobacco and John Players.

Doctor Dave: "Wow, Conor, I'm surprised at you. Don't you know that smokers are jokers?"

Clyons: "Yes, Conor, you've become such a little Ash Maggot."

by decrepitron November 4, 2018

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groin maggots

Anything in or around the groin that moves independent of the bearer, male or female.

Cindi: The bitch took her her panties off and threw them on the floor and the fuckers started to move!

Monica: groin maggots

by Drexel P Cat August 22, 2011

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A maggot dick is then your penis is so cold and freezing it’s shrivelled up so much you that when you go for a wee it’s a race to Peel it back before it’s to late -this can also hurt with it being so cold.

“I’m bursting for a piss mate”
“ go behind that tree then”
“Oh fuck sake I’ve got A Maggot dick right now quick quick peel it back before I piss everywhere and all over my pants”

by Booland March 17, 2019

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Maggot Bombing

The act of maggot bombing is to, place trolling and extremely foul language on the pages of social media sites of organisations that support the one world government that plans to enslave the human race.

Maggot bombing - The worst most foulest shit you can come up with... let your imagination go wild... any topics welcome, just has to be extremely foul and shocking...

by WORLD INTERNAL AFFAIRS December 17, 2013

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Massive Maggot

A guy that gets ladies but is very spoiled and doesn’t actually care about anyone’s feelings even though they seem nice. They probably do crack.

That guy is such a Massive Maggot

by HunkyMonkey69 July 24, 2020

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maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.

Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.

by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018

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