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puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.
It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!
by Shabidoo June 20, 2019
mugGet the puckers my assmug.

swag on my ass

A phrase to use to end a diss, argument, or statement. Sometimes used in place of “suck my d**k”
Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.

Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass

Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie
by Swagonmyace November 12, 2017
mugGet the swag on my assmug.

Done my ass

Australian slang for when you spend your whole pay check at the pokies and have no money left till next pay
Moey: Cuz, how’d you go on the 5 dragons?

Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all

Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link
by Ahmedbenchpress December 19, 2019
mugGet the Done my assmug.

laugh my ass on

When your ass falls off your body, and you need to suck it back on by laughing.
Jamal ate my ass last night i need to laugh my ass on!! XD
by Blkmater October 7, 2017
mugGet the laugh my ass onmug.

owns my ass

the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.
OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!
mugGet the owns my assmug.

hurricaned my ass

When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over
by HEYNATALIE April 17, 2017
mugGet the hurricaned my assmug.

flowered my ass

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.
This person flowered my ass so hard last night.
by Poakley December 11, 2019
mugGet the flowered my assmug.

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