by Tot3xx September 28, 2022
Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021
A woman with wide hips and chunky thighs that resembles the birthing hips of a mother. Also to referred to as mommy.
When she stands her legs don’t look as thunderous, but when she sits down, the meat on her thighs spread out, like pancake batter getting bigger on a hot skillet.
When she stands her legs don’t look as thunderous, but when she sits down, the meat on her thighs spread out, like pancake batter getting bigger on a hot skillet.
by euhhh February 04, 2022
by DORER December 29, 2020
1.a silly and most annoying woman that is suppose to be your grandmother, but because your parent is an AB/DL you are forced to refer to her as a Mommy Ann. Emphasis on the word mommy. 2. Another way for a parent to humilate their child and to incorporate their AB/DL identity into society while blaming it on their child. 3.A clue your parent might be an AB/DL / pedosexual
by noLIMITsouljagirlz May 09, 2009
A tomboy MILF: A mature woman who has had children who other men would like to have sex with. A tommy mommy usually has short hair and a very dominant, forward personality.
Bill: "Bakugou's mom, from My Hero Academia, sure is a hot MILF."
Tom: "She isn't just a MILF, she's a tommy mommy!"
Tom: "She isn't just a MILF, she's a tommy mommy!"
by Nancho Party July 17, 2020
A mommy's boy is a boy or a man who has a very close relationship with his mother. As an adult, a mommy’s boy may talk to his mother on a daily basis and spend more time with her than some consider normal.
It's too bad, when you decided to marry your "mommy's boy" that you didn't realize how things would inevitably turn out.
by must.aculo.us May 11, 2008