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muzzledoof

Someone who is attracted to the sound or smell of farts
Don’t fart there’s a muzzledoof behind us!
by Nintendude June 14, 2021
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Muzzle

the act of getting the mouth/brain/dome/head. basically getting your rod cleaned.
Bob: dude did i just see you and katie walk out the bathroom together?
Jim: yea dude, i got the muzzle.
by Wizeoldman November 13, 2011
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texas muzzleloader

when a guy and girl are having anal sex while the man is chewing tabacco, before the guy cums he pulls his dick out and puts the tabacco on his dick then reinserts it into her ass.
last night was crazy, this girl let me give her a texas muzzleloader.
by penguine123654 March 5, 2011
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muzzle toff

"dude that things she did last night was muzzle toff"
other guy "ya dude, dont give innocent mormon girls liquor"
by cursorkidjr July 1, 2011
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fart muzzle

Holding toilette paper over the anus in order to muzzle the sounds being produced.
When over a guests house that you do not want to let know your taking a smash. Or in a public restroom and you don't want to scare your neighbor you grab some TP and roll up a fart muzzle and stick it to your hole.
by bejamin billions April 12, 2010
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mind on a mizzeel

Mind On A $Million$
Lil Flip Song
'Mind On A Mizzeel'
'South Side Of H-Town Show Me
How You Fizzeel'
by Austin 248 October 19, 2002
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Muzzle Loader

The act of using your erect penis to stuff your friends nuts into a bitch's mouth.
"Me and my bro gave some bitch the muzzle loader last night! She was gagging on his balls AND my dick!"
by G00N3Z January 21, 2012
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