A word used by Missouri rapper Tech N9ne. Describes someone who is a bitch or does bitch like things. Synonomous for bitch made.
by big_don_beano June 11, 2006

The term for a generally kick-ass person. This person is usually very athletic, smart, liked by all, and can do whatever he or she wants.
Me: "Dude, I scored a hat trick in the varsity game yesterday."
Jake: "Bro, you're such a Mitch Lotko."
Jake: "Bro, you're such a Mitch Lotko."
by Jimark May 6, 2011

The foul art of ejaculating into the hair of a sexual partner and/or mortal enemy in order to simulate the use of styling gel. Phrase is derived from the popular hair care products marketed by Paul Mitchell.
NOTE: After the Sticky Mitch hardens and cures, it can be referred to as a Mitchell's Crusty
NOTE: After the Sticky Mitch hardens and cures, it can be referred to as a Mitchell's Crusty
by todMcFee March 8, 2011

The best NBA General Manager, ever. The Based God of NBA General Mangers and the orchestrator of highway robbery trades in favor of the Lakers.
Friend: Ha ha, the Lakers suck. Go Heat!
Me: Don't gloat too much bro. Mitch Kupchak just orchestrated a deal to get Dwight to LA. Who sucks now?
Me: Don't gloat too much bro. Mitch Kupchak just orchestrated a deal to get Dwight to LA. Who sucks now?
by 24K GOLD August 10, 2012

The act of being slapped across the face by a person named Mitch or to be humiliated in a similar manner.
To be avoided. Similar to bitch slapped.
To be avoided. Similar to bitch slapped.
by Arubatto June 27, 2008

Chance "Man, this guy is being the biggest Mitch the Bitch alive. He wont even finger me."
Davin " Jenna is way hotter."
Davin " Jenna is way hotter."
by V-Dubs September 4, 2014

by the phene February 28, 2021
