Miss Information

A older woman that is trying to be helpful and sweet but her information is either old or invalid.

Miss Information called and told me about the sale at the grocery store but it was over last week.

by Brain Housing Group November 12, 2009

Southern Miss

Home of the eagles. We might not have the best football team, but we know how to party. Pull the stick out of your hotty toddy and come down to Hattiesburg where the guys arent d bags and the chicks arent bitches.

SMTTT

Southern Miss Elle: "Hey Mary lets leave the game at halftime and go down to the district and take shots."

Ole Miss Mary: "Oh golly geez Elle I might get in trouble with my sorority!"

Southern Miss Elle: "Your Sorority? How would they know? My sorority is down there with the shots...Geez Mary it must be really lame at Ole Miss.

by SouthernMissToTheTop December 20, 2010

Miss Jansen

My Dutch Teacher

Miss Jansen is very nice

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

miss k

miss k is a hella chill teacher who genuinely cares about her students and doesn’t think of them as just students but as actual people. She lets kids just vibe in her classroom on their lunch period or study hall if they don’t like to be where they are supposed to go. She does the right thing for you even if you don’t think it’s what you need but will help you in the long run. She is in charge or the care closet so if you tell her how you are in need of anything she will discreetly help you out because she be a homie like that. If you haven’t eaten all day and you aren’t planning to other then maybe a bang or coffee then you know dang darn well she will hook you up with some food. miss k is also referred to as mama k because of her straight mom vibes. She will definitely write you a pass to your next class if you got caught up in talking to her and forgot you actually have a next class. Miss k is the teacher everyone needs in their life and she is the queen that will probably save your ass a few times. in conclusion miss k is someone who is basically the best human ever period

person 1: “hey are you going to see miss k later?”

person 2: duh everyday plus i needa talk to her about looking for a new job.

person 1: good idea bro

by shadeisnotokay March 8, 2020

Miss Truthie

Miss Truthie is a young woman who is honest, and straightforward. A young woman who is not afraid to speak the truth. Miss Truthieis your best girlfriend whose got your back.

Miss Truthie tells it like it is. Straight up.

by DD32034 February 27, 2009

missing sailor

Term to describe a piece of floating fecal matter (shit/turd)in the toliet bowl.

Flush twice because your roomies don't want to find a missing sailor.

by chris giocondo April 8, 2006

Missed Plopportunity

When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.

Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity

by plmgr July 27, 2010