Mexican Question Mark ¿

Sexual position wherein the female hangs her head over the bed while performing fellatio on the male; bent at the waist with legs above her while her knees are bent into the shape of an upside-down question mark, with the male's head forming the dot on top, as such "¿".

On November 1st, 2019... My Goodgirl and I invented the Mexican Question Mark ¿... I had her feet tied up with her panties below my face while she was upside down blowing me with her head dangling off the bed. ¿See? Sí.

by Elias DeSapier November 2, 2019

Mexican Mom Syndrome

Often abbreviated as M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.

Unfortunately in the Mexican community, some women may contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after 13 years of age.

by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2011

Mexican Football Section

The best section there is about football on Yahoo Answers. The section might have a number of trolls but thats what makes it unique no other section is like that. It has had it's reputation for invading section. The section has mainly fans from Club America,Club Deportivo Guadalajara and Cruz azul.

User:"Why is the Mexican football section better than the Scottish section?"

other user: Cause they are gay
other user2:they suck!

Futbol Club Deportivo Guadalajara Club America Cruz Azul

by mfsRules April 14, 2010

Mexican Fireworks

when a guy is close to finish, he pulls out and yells "Arriba!" (hence, mexican) as he gives the girl a "Money Shot" (therefore, fireworks)

Girl 1: what was all that commotion from your bedroom? and what happened to your face? why is it sticky?

Girl 2: he gave me Mexican Fireworks...

Girl 1: eww

by Shaggo July 30, 2010

Mexican Phonebooth

The stall of any public bathroom where mexican employees hide from their bosses to make phone calls while pretending to shit.

I need to take a dump but Hector the dishwasher is in the Mexican phonebooth

by BeerGuy65 April 14, 2011

Mexican Tugboat

When a girl gives a blow job/hand job combo while inserting a finger in the guy's ass.

It's a very rare maneuver not recommended for new couples.

Guy 1: This girl was blowing me last night and she stuck her finger up my ass!!

Guy 2: Dude! That's a Mexican Tugboat!!

by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011

Mexican Secret Santa

-verb

The act of defecating down a person's chimney; often used as a form of revenge or punishment.

My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.

I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock

by navenaveve69 May 25, 2010