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Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.
"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
by mrciarano December 4, 2013
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chillando mate

An utterly awesome way to ask people, to chill the fuck out.
idontknow: HOLY FUCK, I HAD TO GET MY DICK AMPUTATED!!
pasi: chillando mate
by fivejix March 9, 2021
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meat-mate

Two or more individuals who have worn the same pants, etc. commando-style between washes.
'Sup meat-mate! Love those pants-- my dangle and eggs rode the wind in them just this morning!"
by Darius McCloud December 13, 2018
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Dirty Mate

Stuffing a girl's vagina with yerba mate, pouring hot water into it, and slurping it out with a bombilla (straw) in the same way that South Americans drink mate. Usually done with friends.
To keep warm, the guys got together and drank some dirty mate out of Juana´s cunt.
by veludo July 18, 2010
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date or mate

Date or mate is a Instagram story disease that is widely spread throughout 11 to 14 year old desparates.
by mate your small October 21, 2019
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pad mate

Same as cell mate. The person or people you share a cell in, in prison.
"Our new pad mate is a lifer" Said Jon, in a high pitched voice.
by Jimi p August 15, 2006
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bed mates

"Hey, is Meaghan actually dating Cameron?"
"Naw, they are just bed mates."
by AcinonyxJubatus October 27, 2011
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