Mars Landing

A Mars Landing is performed in the dark by transferring the burning remains of your joint to the tip your burning cigarette so you don't burn your lips. As you make the transfer, the small, glowing joint looks like it's approaching a larger glowing orb, like the "red planet" Mars.

"Damn. I'm burning my lips. You got a clip for this joint?"

"No. But you can put it on my cigarette."

"A Mars Landing. Good thinking."

by girthatron July 6, 2010

mars rover

A unmaned machine that landed on mars. First thing it did was take a picture of itself... that way you know its truely american

mars rover

by chrisguy April 26, 2004

Mars Bar Surprise

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it, then inserting it into another persons anus during coitus.

Person 1: You'll never guess what I did last night..
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: I gave the missus a Mars Bar Surprise.

by farmer01631 July 8, 2012

mars volta

The best and most original band in the world. This band does not fall under any category of music. They are their own stuff. The music they make is so fucking crazy it makes you want to jiz your pants. After the break up of the band At the Drive-in, mars volta was born. And what a wonderful thing that was.

-Hey bud, whats that stain on your pants?
-Oh shit, I must of been listening to Mars Volta.

by Justin Merk January 20, 2004

mars volta

the name "mars volta" in every language mean by far the most amazing band ever. so amazing they are their own genre. even more amazing that no other band ever could fit in the mars volta genre.

you: do i hear god playin music?
me: no, your listening to mars volta

by Xephon April 13, 2004

mars invasion

when a friend is fucking a girl, 5 friends jump out of the nearst closet and invade as many holes as they can. ears, nose, bellybutton, and etc.

"we were waiting in the closet when, tony gave the sign and we all went in for the mars invasion"

by ellwood big wood May 9, 2010

Mars Porn

When any member of 30 Seconds To Mars or the Echelon posts tweets, Facebook posts, snapchats, InstaGram posts, et cetera that in any way triggers the world-wide Echelon family. Including but not limited to: Hurricane clips, The Kill clips, naughty photos, shirtless photos, close up of eyes/hair/beards/asses of any member of the band, hand/vein/back/legs/neck/eye/etc porn, clips from Jared Leto's films, vine clips created by Echelon and/or fans, any video where Jared's vocals are killing it, any video where Shannon is drumming, any video where Tomo or Stevie are shredding it, any update on new Mars things to come, any mention of touring or Mars' new album that's coming out et cetera

hand porn neck porn vein porn eye porn leg porn sock porn hair porn beard porn J porn Shan porn Mars porn tattoo porn vocal porn

Did you see the new J porn on Jareds snapchat?!

Mars is posting porn on Jareds sc again...new Mars Porn

by loralaimango November 16, 2016