malory

a fierce, 100%canibal; one who enjoys eating, breathing, and talking about people. though she has a quite goofy side, malory is constantly, canibal(ing).

" gee bud, youre acting like a malory! "

by alisa rios January 24, 2008

Mike Malloy

A talk show host who is the left wing equivalent of Glen Beck. Hates people who believe in God or follow a religion. Does nothing but cusses and screams like a little bitch every night. Always hangs up on callers who have different views than him, because he can't argue with them worth crap. Likes to mock religious texts and call them blood filled but praises Darwin's origin of species even though more fanatics have used it to justify slavery, racism, imperialism, maltreatment of the poor, war, etc in one and a half centuries than the bible or quran have caused throughout history. The sooner this old shit dies, the better. He is also one of the main reasons why the political left will be always sucking the dick of right wingers.

And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.

Mike Malloy: okay we have a caller in Arizona..you're on the air

Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-

Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!

by dude709 March 4, 2010

Mallorysexual

The sexual attraction to girls named Mallory

That guys got with two mallorys. He's such a mallorysexual.

by Ualzak June 17, 2018

mallorysrangerover

seggsiest kai stan to ever exist. literally so funny and practically carries ahs TikTok with his memes and badass edits.

did u see mallorysrangerover's post? yeah it was so fking funny.

by tristanduffyysmullet April 8, 2021

Malloying

When you move into someone else's house under the pretext of only needing to stay there for a little while but the house quickly becomes known widely as yours, treated as yours, and you stay there for weeks or months.

What is Tommy up to these days?

He's Malloying over at Tabitha's house.

by Indifferent2316 January 11, 2018

malloru

A Malloru is an alien who is really kind and sweet, if you know a Malloru you know that they are always extremely heart broken. They are sensitive creatures but they are vary imaginative and artistic

Boy:wow she must be a Malloru
Girl:your right she’s vary artistic and strange!
Boy:let’s go talk to that malloru

by Yeetpeeps April 21, 2019

Mallori Scalzo

A young female living in Minooka, il, who is a beast singer, facebook addict, and cashiers LIKE NO OTHER at the local jewel osco. oh and david spinola is really cool.
also known as MAL SCALZ

hey, Mallori Scalzo is the example right now<.

by ninjadudeboy November 26, 2010